To round off 2012 the ARKive team brings you a little festive fun with some side-splitting, wildlife-themed holiday jokes.
Whether you love them or loathe them, for many of us around the world festive jokes are as traditional as mistletoe and carol-singing at this time of year. So to give our jokes an animal twist, we have turned to nature’s comedians for inspiration and delved into the ARKive collection to unearth our wittiest wildlife quips.
So hold onto your hats and indulge in ARKive’s top ten holiday jokes!
Ho, Ho, Ho!
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| What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? ‘Horn’-aments! |
Why did the turkey gobbling match get cancelled? There was too much ‘fowl’ play! |
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| How do cats greet each other at Christmas? “A furry merry Christmas & happy mew year!” |
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you! |
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| What do caterpillars do on New Year’s Day? Turn over a new leaf! |
Why invite a mushroom to the Christmas party? Because he’s a ‘fun-gi’ to be with! |
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| What’s the elephant’s favourite Christmas carol? The holly and the ‘ivory’! |
Who delivers sharks’ presents at Christmas? Santa jaws! |
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| What’s a duck’s favourite food at Christmas? Christmas ‘quackers’! |
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles? A porcupine! |
Funny!
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