Dec 24
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Ho, Ho, Ho! ARKive’s top ten holiday jokes!

To round off 2012 the ARKive team brings you a little festive fun with some side-splitting, wildlife-themed holiday jokes.

Whether you love them or loathe them, for many of us around the world festive jokes are as traditional as mistletoe and carol-singing at this time of year. So to give our jokes an animal twist, we have turned to nature’s comedians for inspiration and delved into the ARKive collection to unearth our wittiest wildlife quips.

So hold onto your hats and indulge in ARKive’s top ten holiday jokes!

Ho, Ho, Ho!

Reindeer © Niall Benvie / Wild Turkey © Rolf Nussbaumer /
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Why did the turkey gobbling match get cancelled?
There was too much ‘fowl’ play!
Eurasian lynx © Mark Hamblin / American beaver stripping bark from felled trees
How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
“A furry merry Christmas & happy mew year!”
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
Nice gnawing you!
Emperor moth © Laurie Campbell / Fly agaric © Duncan McEwan /
What do caterpillars do on New Year’s Day?
Turn over a new leaf!
Why invite a mushroom to the Christmas party?
Because he’s a ‘fun-gi’ to be with!
Forest elephant © Martyn Colbeck / Great white shark © Andy Murch /
What’s the elephant’s favourite Christmas carol?
The holly and the ‘ivory’!
Who delivers sharks’ presents at Christmas?
Santa jaws!
Mallard © North American porcupine © Barbara von Hoffmann / Animals Animals
What’s a duck’s favourite food at Christmas?
Christmas ‘quackers’!
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine!

Season’s Greetings to all our supporters, contributors and users, and a very Happy ‘Gnu’ Year!

From all at ARKive and Wildscreen.

Nov 9
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Movember Update – ARKive’s Moustaches of the Week

As facial hair fever sets in across the globe this month, we thought we’d share with you our favourite mo’s of the moment. From the depths of the Amazon rainforest to the frozen north of the Arctic, it seems that the animal kingdom could give this year’s Movember participants a run for their money. Here are some of our favourites this week…

Trendy tamarins

Emperor tamarin photo
The emperor tamarin has opted for a white and wispy handlebar

Sophisticated seabirds

Inca tern photo

We love the mo that this inca tern is rocking. Thanks to Alex McGill for sharing this one with us on Facebook!

Unusual amphibians

Emei moustache toad photo
The spiked number sported by the emei moustache toad proved popular on Twitter this week

Whiskered walruses

Walrus photo
We like this whiskery wonder from our Flickr group taken by Susan Shepard

Bearded beastie

Robber fly

It might not be a moustache, but this robber fly has some fine facial hair! Thanks to Mike Lewinsky for this one.

Don’t forget, if you have any wildlife-based #Movember photos you can share them with us on Facebook or add them to our Flickr group – tagged “Movember”

Claire Lewis, ARKive Researcher

Nov 1
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Movember goes wild!

This ‘Movember’ why not express your inner animal through your facial hair?

Movember is a global, moustache growing charity event held during November each year that raises funds and awareness for men’s health. Starting on Movember 1st, with a clean-shaven face, men grow and style their sprouting facial hair all in the name of raising funds for a worthwhile cause.

If you are looking for some inspiration on how to tame your furry-lips over the coming month, the animal kingdom is full of stylish moustaches to tickle your fancy.

Razors at the ready as we comb through the ARKive collection for some hairy-lipped muses…

The handlebar

Allegedly named for its resemblance to the German emperor Wilhelm II, the emperor tamarin has one of the most regal facial fuzzes of the animal kingdom.

Emperor tamarin

The horseshoe

With a full moustache grown down the sides of its head, the male bearded parrotbill is obviously a fan of the horseshoe. Perhaps this is where Hulk Hogan got his inspiration from?

Male bearded parrotbill

The walrus

Thick and bushy, the muzzle of the walrus is highly distinctive, with its dense protrusion of whiskers on the upper lip. Versatile and suitable for all occasions, this rather refined looking style might even help you when foraging for tasty morsels!

Walrus photo

The Dalí

Why not coif a rather flamboyant, Dalí-inspired moustache like the brown-eared pheasant?

Male brown-eared pheasant photo

Fu Manchu

The long moustache of the three-wattled bellbird is made up of three long, fleshy black-grey wattles hanging from the corner of its mouth. Fast growing hair and a lot of gel will be required to master this particular style.

Male three-wattled bellbird photo

Ho, ho, mo

You may want to quickly shave off this L’Hoest’s monkey-inspired chin curtain after the end of Movember or you may get mistaken for someone else! Red hat and reindeer is optional.

L'Hoest's monkey

The Goatee

With its spectacular twisting horns, the markhor is one of the most striking of goats and the male of course has a characteristic black beard. This particular style is thought to date back to Ancient Rome and Ancient Greece.

Photo of a male Tadjik markhor

The bearded pig

Hot date? Unfortunately placed spot? The bearded pig has the perfect solution with its distinctive full-facial beard.

Bearded pig photo

Mutton chops

The yellow-breasted capuchin is a mutton chops master with its thick, black sideburns.

Yellow-breasted capuchin photo

Get involved

Have you spotted any mo’ species donning designer beards or flamboyant moustaches on ARKive – if so, lets us know!

Find out more about Movember and how you can get involved.

Oct 5
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ARKive Celebrates World Smile Day

Happy World Smile Day! Did you know that today is dedicated to smiles and kind acts throughout the world? Smiling is a universal sign of affection instinctive to us all. But have you ever wondered where our grins come from?

Cheeky monkey

Smiling may have originated from the bared teeth expression made by monkeys when frightened. But in higher primates, teeth bearing is often a sign of submission and non-hostility from a subordinate member of a group towards a dominant member.

Picture of Grey-footed chacma baboon showing submissive behaviour

Grey-footed chacma baboon showing submissive behaviour

From signalling non-hostility and appeasement, teeth bearing is thought to have developed into showing affection and affiliation between equals.

Adult chimpanzee baring teeth

Adult chimpanzee baring teeth

Laughter is the best medicine

It’s also likely that our laughter evolved from another primate expression: the ‘play face’. This facial expression can be seen during playful encounters. For instance, a flash of teeth reassures a gorilla’s playmate that they do not intend to harm them. This appears to be a foundation of human laughter

Young chimpanzee showing prototypical 'play face'

Young chimpanzee showing prototypical 'play face'

It’s easy to imagine that all animals smile and show happiness just like us. Today, they can! For when you’re smiling, the whole (natural) world smiles with you…

Painted turtle (Chrysemys picta)

Belize crocodile (Crocodylus moreletii)

Snake-eyed lizard (Ophisops elegans)  

Photo of bottlenose dolphin (Tursiops truncatus)








Happy World Smile Day!

May 3
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ARKive’s Top Ten Animal Bands

For a bit of #WildlifeWednesday fun, we asked you to send us examples of bands or singers with animals in their names, and we got some great responses! We received a fabulous selection of actual band names as well as creative puns, from the Black Eyed Bees to Blenny Rogers, so we’ve put together a blog to showcase our favourites!

The Eagles

Philippine eagle image

The Philippine eagle is also known as the monkey-eating eagle

The Eagles are famous for the song ‘Hotel California’, but our ARKive eagle of choice hails from the other side of the world: the Philippines. The Philippine eagle is the world’s largest eagle, and is sadly one of the most threatened birds of prey.

Arctic Monkeys

Yunnan snub-nosed monkey image

The diet of the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey is composed primarily of lichens

This monkey may not be from the Arctic, but he certainly looks a little chilly! The Yunnan snub-nosed monkey is a rather elusive, Endangered primate from south-western China.

And now we’ll move on to some of the fabulous puns you all sent in!

Nine Inch Snails

Trachycystis haygarthi image

Trachycystis haygarthi is classified as Endangered on the IUCN Red List

We’re not sure the shape of this snail’s shell could be classed as ‘The Downward Spiral’ like the title of the 1994 album by Nine Inch Nails, but it’s certainly a spiral of some sort! This particular snail species, Trachycystis haygarthi, is endemic to South Africa, and so is found nowhere else in the world.

Gulls Aloud

Herring gull image

The herring gull is a supreme opportunist and scavenger

In 2005, Girls Aloud released the single ‘Wake Me Up’, and it seems that herring gulls across the UK took this message to heart, and appear to have made it their mission to squawk as loudly as possible in the early hours of the morning, waking up many a sleepy person!

Llama del Ray

Guanaco image

The guanaco can live at high elevations, as its blood can carry more oxygen than that of other mammals

A relative of the domestic llama, this guanaco appears to be singing along to the latest Lana del Rey song! We’re not sure this species is particularly tuneful, though…!

Fleetwood Macaque

Sunda pig-tailed macaque image

The Sunda pig-tailed macaque is classified as Vulnerable on the IUCN Red List

‘The Chain’ is a Fleetwood Mac classic, and this Sunda pig-tailed macaque appears to be joining in the song at full voice. Yet one type of chain this species would not be celebrating is the chainsaw. One of the main threats to this primate is habitat destruction as a result of tree felling in its forest home.

Dire Kraits

Banded sea krait image

The banded sea krait is highly venomous, but is rather docile

The Dire Straits song title ‘Down to the Waterline’ suits this amphibious reptile rather well! The banded sea krait leads a semi-aquatic lifestyle, and comes ashore to lay its eggs.

Mötley Shrew

Savi's pygmy shrew image

Savi's pygmy shrew is the smallest land mammal in the world

Mötley Crüe’s drummer Tommy Lee could certainly rock out on percussion at pretty mean speeds, yet as far as rapid beats go, even he would be no match for Savi’s pygmy shrew! This species has a heart rate of over a thousand beats per minute!

Def Leopard

Leopard image

Leopards can be individually identified by their spot patterns

Def Leppard’s fourth album included the hit single ‘Animal’, a rather appropriate song title for this blog!

The leopard certainly is a beautiful animal, with its gorgeous coat pattern of rosettes which enable it to remain camouflaged when hunting. Conservation efforts are vital to ensuring a future for this species, so that it is not left ‘High ‘n’ Dry’.

Moose Springsteen

Moose image

Along with the Eurasian elk, the moose is the largest living deer species

Bruce Springsteen’s ‘Born in the U.S.A’ is potentially a rather fitting anthem for this large species, as the moose’s range does include parts of the United States, as well as Canada, Russia, northern Mongolia and northern China.

Thanks to everyone who sent in ideas, you certainly are a creative bunch!

Kathryn Pintus, ARKive Species Text Author


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